HOW TO MAKE A PORN VIDEO

"So I'm driving around the countryside when this vision appears on the roadside. Her name is Angelina Vallem and she's dressed in an outfit that looks like it would melt right off her thick body if it rained.

"I need to get a video made fast and Angelina has the right stuff. She plays hard to get but I convince her and she becomes a pushover. We drive off to the house where Angelina is going to get dicked-down for my camera...all the way down. Angelina doesn't speak English but she understands sentences like 'Show me your tits.'

"I am more than impressed. When the stud takes his tool out and Angelina starts sucking his dick, her coyness vanishes and her skill at sucking and fucking come out. I had a feeling."