The Diane Poppos Collection
By Dirty Bob
One of the most eagerly anticipated releases for fans of naturally huge breasted women is
this DVD devoted entirely to Diane Poppos.
Why is it special? For fans of busty babes, that is like asking why is the Mona Lisa
considered special. It isn�t just because she is too darn large on top; there is also
something likeable about her personality that just begs for attention. The fact that Diane
is from Texas, where everything is big, just adds to the story.
Here is a woman who, at 17 years of age, was so flat-chested (an A Cup) that she wore
t-shirts without drawing any attention. Then, a year later by the ripe old age of 18, she
blossomed into an incredibly-endowed naturally-busty beauty with hooters the same size of
this reviewer's head! That makes my head (and her boobs) a size 34H.
This tit-bit of information is revealed in the DVD in an interview section that is 38
minutes and reveals just about everything you could possibly want to know about this hot
Texas homemaker.
The tapes are titled The Best of Diane, My Ex-Wife Diane & Her 44HHH Tits, Diane's
Exercise and Swimming Video and Diane Poppos' Leg, Foot, & Smoking Video. Each includes
its own special appeal.
The first segment, The Best of Diane, is 42 minutes of pure chesty fun.
It begins in a place most viewers would love to spend with her: in bed. Diane is
apparently fast asleep, so her joker of a (then) husband wakes her by coating her hand
with whipped cream. He then tickles her face, she responds by scratching the tickled area
with the creamed hand, and the result is a messy facial that only studs in the business
could otherwise provide.
He then shows her lying, nude, on a table as he takes scoops of freezing ice cream and
rubs them on her chest. Chocolate syrup and whipped cream is added to the sexual menu, and
the lucky stiff eats it right off her shivering bosom. The chocolate is reapplied to her
tits, and he sucks it right off her pointy nipples. It was never clarified as to whether
the nips were hard due to excitement or cold.
Diane then takes matters into her own hands and slowly, sensually rubs the confection
into her massive mammaries with long, lingering caresses just the way she like to touch
herself.
Poppos then lies back on a bed where she tunes a noisy vibrator to her sexual impulses.
Her pussy is soon soaked, and her husband, all the while wearing a goofy baseball-style
hat, moves it aside to insert a banana into her pussy. He manages to get this peeled
delight in and out intact, so he then snacks on it while she continues this external
stimulation. The scene ends with her literally burying a huge cucumber up her snatch.
OK, enough with her being seen on screen while reclined in a way that doesn't really show
off her big breasts! The next segment has this lusty lady starting out by apparently being
the loser in a game of strip poker. Seated at a table with playing cards, Diane (who
admits to being very drunk) lets hubby do a tequila shot off her boobs (it takes a lot of
tequila to coat these big puppies).
He coaxes this inebriated babe into doing topless jumping jacks where her flesh rises and
smacks into her face. She then swings these pendulous twins back and forth until they make
a slapping noise.
Diane then brings in a bathroom scale and actually weights her boobs for the camera. The
accuracy is questionable, but comparable to the weight of a bowling ball.
Next scene: a wet t-shirt fan's fantasy come to life. He takes a bucket of ice water and
throws it against her chest which, although covered by a thin shirt, soon lets nature take
its course and Poppos' nipples pop out.
Enough tit-teasing. This short segment abruptly ends to show lucky hubby in pure hardcore
action as he rams his dick into her from behind. This lasts for a minute or two, but
viewers will probably be more envious by what his hand is doing: rhythmically squeezing
and playing with her left breast. That he has more than a handful is a given; he can't
even begin to cover all of this soft, pliable flesh.
He then lies on his back and Diane straddles him and rides him with her back to the
camera. You can't see it, but his hands are obviously groping the globes that are inches
from his face. This ends with her blowing and jacking him off.
Fortunately for us Diane Poppos appears to always be nude, or at least topless, when
caught on tape. One of the rare times this isn't the case is when she actually does a
reverse strip and goes from topless to fully clothed as she models a see-through elegant
and clinging black dress which, when the light hits it just right, shows off her entire
body with obvious emphasis on her mighty chest. It isn't easy maneuvering these braless
boobs into position when the dress is tight, but she somehow manages to just grab a hold
of these whoppers and put them in place.
The remainder of this clip from Best of video has plenty of sexual appetizers for her
fans. Diane later peels off a dress to reveal one of those heavy-duty, industrial-strength
reinforced bras that are capable of containing and supporting the good stuff. She takes it
off and lies back on a couch, a movement which causes her breasts to move like waves.
Speaking of waves, after she jogs around the backyard a bit, they sneak in a quickie as
she lies on her back and Mr. Baseball Cap plunges away as he plays with her swaying boobs.
Topless dishwashing and vacuuming are everyday events at the Poppos' Manse, but listening
to Diane talk on the phone to her mother-in-law while topless and sucking on her own
breast was a hoot. A hooter hoot. The sparkle in her eyes that showed her knowing that she
was getting away with something was priceless.
The next video is also quite long, about 40 minutes, and is titled Diane's Exercise &
Swimming Video. This married couple apparently has a great home, and she is seen lying at
poolside. As they engage in small talk, Diane takes off her bikini top and carefully coats
her breasts with suntan oil. She takes her time doing it, and while they talk about tittie
fucking, he zooms in for some great close-ups of her glistening skin from head to toe. He
appears especially glad to capture her squeezing her boobs together and really likes it
when they rub together in her arms.
Olympic divers have nothing to worry about when Diane takes to the diving board and
plunges in the cool water head first. Her natural Mae Wests bring her quickly to the
surface and, when she lies on her back, they keep this admitted non-swimmer afloat. The
pool also has a hose, possibly topping off the water level for this topheavy woman, which
she uses to stimulate and bounce off her bosom.
From here the camera really concentrates on the way her huge breasts interact with the
water. They float, bob, and gently move with the currents. She seems particularly fond of
the water jets in the pool.
The viewer has to remember that this is apparently shot as a husband and wife for their
own private library. The fact that hubby is unquestionably a boob man makes things ever
better. He knows how to show off, and move and position, her super-sized chest in the best
ways. For example, he gets her back on the diving board where she spends a while simply
jumping on the board. This causes exceptional boobage movement and he even encourages her
to bounce the boobs into her face again and again. Talk about getting slap-happy!
She does a lot more breast fondling and swimming and self nipple sucking followed by
actual jump rope action in slow motion. She then cleans the pool with a leaf skimmer and,
very playfully, tried to capture her boobs in the net.
Solo fun is over. Hubby then spends an enviable amount of time fondling and squeezing her
boobs and lightly slapping them as he jiggles them around in his oily hands and sucks them
with his lips.
Time to go inside and see the workout that Jane Fonda never released. Poppos, attired in
an exercise outfit suitable for the local gym, indulges in a lot of warm-up movements. She
has to loosen up everything, so she removes the top and pulls on her nipples until they
are quite stretchy.
Diane, top back on, follows the directions heard on an exercise on television. She adds
her own touch and does most of it topless. The combination of movements from aerobics and
step exercises on unrestrained, extra-large breasts, results in a voyeur's goldmine of
moving mammalia.
All of this workout leaves her tired and sweaty, so she takes a sudsy shower which mainly
shows close-ups of her boobs. Refreshed, she bids everyone good-bye.
The next 44 minute video on this awesome DVD is called My Ex-Wife Diane & Her 44HHH
TitsIt starts with Diane, wearing a red missile bra, dancing to rock music. This little
part, which ends with her top off and nipple sucking, soon gives way to more action as
hubby is treated to a long blow job. He whacks off on her tits, and she rubs his cum into
her chest until it is no more than a memory.
This is a double hitter for fans of big, busty babes who shave in a hot shower. With the
help of a razor, Diane eliminates most of her short and curlies in the tub, masturbates in
bed with toys and a vibrator, and then models negligees for the camera. She then brings
back the whipped cream, coats her chest with the white stuff, and he then gets carried
away and squirts a bunch on her pussy which he then eats and fingers. Since they are
already sticky, they screw one another from various positions all the while he holds her
breast like an anchor as he pounds away. A very little bit of tittie fucking tops off this
quickie.
Yes, she can also cook topless, too! Watching her breasts shake as she scrambles eggs and
talks dirty is a great way to start the day.
Diane also takes a sudsy bath and lets the running water stimulate her pussy.
Squeaky-clean, she then bends over and lets him sneak in a quick anal. This is followed by
a shower which emphasizes cleaning her hanging breasts.
The last part is about 40 minutes long and is Diane Poppos' Leg, Foot, & Smoking Video.
This one is more commercially-oriented. Diane has herself fixed up with perfect make-up
and lighting and, accompanied to a music background fortunately not even thought of in her
previous home movies, spends the duration smoking and playing and sucking her own toes
while showing off her legs and feet for fans of these particular appendages. Hose and
garter belts are seen on, and while being removed, from this otherwise nude woman.
She enjoys a good cigar, and sucks away on a few lit ones while talking and acting
suggestive. Blowing smoke really sexily across her large breasts will take the breath away
from fans of smoking, busty women.
One particularly humorous part shows her trying on bras supposedly given to her to wear
by some of her viewers. None are even close enough to covering her massive melons, and
what is seen is plenty of tit-flesh sticking out from the sides of the cups. Nice try,
though.
Diane also does a little POV skit where she plays a private dancer to talk to, flirts
with, and strips for a heavily-tipping customer.
The interesting thing about this video centering on feet, legs, and smoking is that it
does just that and any attention to her big breasts is almost incidental. She also tosses
in some filler now and then, but viewers who like the theme of this part will be
enthralled with her dedication to these other parts of her anatomy.
Earlier, her lengthy interview portion was briefly mentioned. It is an extremely relaxed,
informal question-and-answer time with Diane Poppos looking gorgeous, stunning, and
topless. The camera frequently zooms in to center on her boobs, and SCORE's editors even
sweet-talk her into jumping up and down a few times to really stir up the scene.
She comes across in the interview as a fun-loving, honest, and highly sexual woman who
says she kinda fell into the modeling aspect when her videos created a fan base across the
country.
One other special bonus part of the DVD is a still gallery with photos of this very busty
woman. The photographs, from various Score photo shoots, are well-made and very explicit.
Watching legendary big boob star Diane Poppos in this particular DVD is a treat. Over 200
minutes of actual footage, from amateur tease and hardcore to still images and an in-depth
interview, make this an exceptionally pleasing product that her fans, and fans of all
busty babes, will appreciate for years to come.
